The White House will open the South Lawn "to ghosts and goblins of all ages", first lady Melania Trump's office said in a statement. They also requested "all documents concerning any woman who asserted that Donald J. Trump touched her inappropriately".
Trump handed out boxes of Hershey Kisses emblazoned with the presidential seal and posed for photos with the children at the Resolute Desk.
The women who have accused President Donald Trump of sexual harassment are lying, according to the official position of the White House. "Are you gonna grow up to be like your parents?"
You have no weight problems. Trump told the children to take as much candy as they wanted and gave the kids extra candy to give to their friends.
Trump pointed at the pool of reporters and asked the children, "Do you know who they are?"
In the wake of powerful men finally being held accountable for years and even decades worth of sexual misconduct allegations, President Trump is one of the few that remains impervious to his own sketchy history.
"Mmmmm, don't answer. That can only get me in trouble". "I'm going to be in Japan in two weeks".
"They can stay", he said of the kids as it came time to go. So you take whatever you need. "I bet you get treated by the press better than anybody in the world".
These are handsome, wonderful children. Over the past decades, the White House has celebrated Halloween in a variety of ways, the main feature being the president's interactions with costume-clad kiddos.
Fog will fill the air and trick-or-treaters will see bats and pumpkins decorated with the profiles of presidents past.