The trailer also shows the series will touch on Mike's tax fraud case and Snooki struggling to say the word "delinquent". He makes light of his sentence but the crew are anxious for him.
"He's literally not gonna survive", she says.
Filmed in South Beach, Miami, Family Vacation is the first new Jersey Shore series from MTV since the original ended five years ago. The network will air marathons and four Road to Vacation clip show specials every Thursday leading up to the Family Vacation premiere next month.
A missing member from this year's reunion is Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola.
Fans of the show, meanwhile, can catch up on past episodes on MTV, which began airing re-runs of previous Jersey Shore seasons, which filmed in Seaside Heights, this week. They're gymming, they're tanning and they're probably doing laundry.
"We're like the hottest mess ever", Snooki adds at the end of the preview. He had a residency in Las Vegas and has also made plenty of visits to Atlantic City (he's now touring and will be at Mister East in Roselle on March 31 and The Pool at Harrah's Atlantic City on May 12).
Jersey Shore was a cultural phenomenon that introduced the world to some pretty iconic blowouts, constant fist-pumping, as well as the ubiquitous term GTL.
Before Ronnie and Pauly D agree that although they're older, they're not exactly "wiser" than they once were.
"I feel like we're classy now", Farley suggests.