Yards after the catch since 2016, most in the National Football League, and a sign that despite being 30-years old he isn't showing any signs of slowing down.
If you're gong to come at Matt Patricia with questions, you'd better sit upright.
We are shocked Patricia didn't scold Stoney for what he wore to the press conference.
Patricia: "I'm asking just to be a little respectful in this whole process".
Patricia asked the reporter, sitting off camera, to ask the question "professionally", and the reporter restated the question, which Patricia answered by essentially saying the franchise is thinking long term.
Reporter: "Okay. Why do you feel like this move makes your franchise better?" Was it "college kid hungover slouching in an 8 a.m. class" posture?
And hey, at least they're not the Cowboys, am I right?